As Cool As A Fruitstand

…and maybe as strange. A movie blog.

Posted by Hedwig on February 20, 2008


“First of all: Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette – Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario – Huh! I – it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don’t even have…reproductive organs under those little…white…pants. That’s what’s so illogical, y’know, about being a Smurf.

Y’know what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?”

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  1. Kaj said


  2. sarcastig said

    Thanks 😀

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